1. myheartbeatsforhummus:

    This post is eveeeeeeeerything

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  3. bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

    bongfucker:

    bongfucker:

    holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

    but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

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  6. pizzaforpresident:

    fanskitter:

    pizzaforpresident:

    its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

    *cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
    ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

    image

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  7. taintanthony:

    when your dentist tells you you have perfect teeth 

    image

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  8. supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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  9. thelibrarina:

basingtei:

madameatomicbomb:

catsarejudgingyou:

We’re rightfully terrified right now.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!


And where do we feature?!

    thelibrarina:

    basingtei:

    madameatomicbomb:

    catsarejudgingyou:

    We’re rightfully terrified right now.

    "BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

    A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!

    And where do we feature?!

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  10. llcooljofficial:

    one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

    for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

    because i said dildo.

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