1. random American stranger overhears my parents Scottish accent

    • stranger: Omg! Are you British!!?
    • My mum: Aye.
    • stranger: Oh what part of England are you from?!
    • My mum: Get the fuck oot muh face ya shitey wee fuck
    Reblogged from: skulduggerypleasantsson
  2. ele-phancy:

    proudly-pro-choice:

    It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.

    -Allie

    https://campaigns.amnesty.org/actions/end-abortion-ban-el-salvador

    Here is the link to sign this petition.

    Reblogged from: the-4narchist
  3. mill-iam:

    Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

    Reblogged from: skulduggerypleasantsson
  4. infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

    infamousnfamous:

    memeguy-com:

    Halloween display fell over

    OR

    THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

    Reblogged from: skulduggerypleasantsson
  5. tacobelligerent:

    tacobelligerent:

    I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

    why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

    Reblogged from: skulduggerypleasantsson
  6. actualjainasolo:

    darshanapathak:

    Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

    image

    Reblogged from: the-4narchist
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  8. lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

    lotolle:

    purplesmauge:

    clarityandchaos:

    earloffabulousness:

    everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

    "Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

    My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

    Stupid furless humans.

    Reblogged from: skulduggerypleasantsson
  9. kurtiswiebe:

    This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

    Reblogged from: the-4narchist
  10. putyourdreamstobed:

    onlylolgifs:

    video

    Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

    Reblogged from: skulduggerypleasantsson
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